this ma fanfic in the making.

“Stiles!”

“Scott. What do you want, bro?”

“Kira just asked me out. Like on a date. A real one!” Scott got this dopey smile plastered on his face, like the Allison phase all over again.

Stiles sighs, finally one of the two losers decided to end his suffering of listening to Scott’s never ending love confessions and Malia’s bitching about her best friend been pining over Scott. Thank God!

“Good for you, buddy. Good for you,” Stiles gave his best friend the best encouraging smile that he can muster even though he knows it’s pointless.

Who is he kidding? It’s Scott. It’ll be such a hard work to get rid of that smile on his face. Hell! You can put Peter Hale doing a lap dance in front of him, and Stiles can bet that his best friend won’t even notice the zombie wolf.

He just got out of the school, on his way to his beloved jeep when something catches his eyes. All of his tires, every single one of them had a slash marks. Claw marks to be precise. From a werewolf to be more than precise. Stiles clenched his teeth, and pull out his phone. He has to call a soon to be furious sheriff dad when he heard a wolf whistle by his side. He saw Erica and Boyd, but no Isaac. Maybe the scarf wolf is having a date with Allison.

“Do you happen to know anyone who hate my guts so much that he decided to sabotage my tires?” Stiles ask the couple but were meet by an identical knowing smirks.

“I don’t know, batman. Maybe someone decided that you need to hitchhike others today?” Erica leers.

“Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny. Both of you guys know something. You guys got these evil smirks that only appeared when..,” Stiles stops, he look at the couple, “Derek did it, didn’t he?”

and then it stuck! 

idea, come to mama, babyyyy!

idek whats the main pairing, im thinking about sterek but idek now.

maybe i should write about them puking rainbows? or unicorn after stiles?